FANDOM


Every character and creature in Goat Simulator, has it's own quote. Except for G2 and the Goat which kind of only say "Baa".

These are the list of Quotes in Goat Simulator. Note: The list may not be complete, as there are many more quotes in Goat Simulator.

On appearance (Men):

"Is that a llama?"

"Ew, smelly goat!"

"Did you know, that goats aren't actually reptiles."

"Aww."

"Look, a goat!"

"Is that a goat, again?"

"My cousin said goats can fly."

"I got sacrificed by a goat once."

"Once, I was a goat."

"Never argue with a goat."

"Never look a goat in the eye, never."

On appearance (Women):

"I saw a tall goat once."

"What the fudge?"

"It's that goat again!"

"Eww."

"Aww."

"I got sacrificed by a goat once."

"I was a goat once"

"Is that a goat?"

On attack (Men):

"Oh god, help me."

"Oh, my head."

"Have mercy."

"I think I broke something."

"No más , por favor"

"Aargh!"

On attack (Women):

"No más , por favor"

"Have mercy."

"I think I broke something."

"Aargh!"

On wall run (Men):

"Rad."

"Best. Goat. Ever!"

"Again, again!"

"Not bad for a goat!"

"Ten out of ten would watch again."

On wall run (Women):

"Fudge, yeah!"

"Wow, Such goat."

"Man, goats are awesome!"

"That goat's killing it!"

"Best. Goat. Ever!"

"Not bad for a goat!"

"Ten out of ten would watch again."

=GoatZ Quotes=

men:

"Is this... blood?"

"I heard that graves taste like chicken!"

"I heard that goats see on the internet!"

"I'm afraid. I'm very afraid."

"Don't eat me! I want to be in the sequel!"

"Why are you doing this???"

Ad blocker interference detected!


Wikia is a free-to-use site that makes money from advertising. We have a modified experience for viewers using ad blockers

Wikia is not accessible if you’ve made further modifications. Remove the custom ad blocker rule(s) and the page will load as expected.